Cat lesson #1

Earlier, I posted on the fact that the bipeds are not nearly as bad as The Dog makes them out to be. This will be the first installment of lessons to manipulate the humans. Our ultimate goal is to get the humans to do our bidding, and thereby make the dogs do as we wish.

First step . . . Get Close.



The humans need you to be right in their faces if you want them to notice you. You have to understand that they have poor vision, an even worse sense of smell, and are generally focused on those talking boxes (either the ones they hold to their ears and talk to, or the big boxes that talk and have moving pictures). Anyway, the only way to get their attention is to get in their faces.

This works when they are in bed too. Sleep as close to their faces, that way, whenever they wake up, there you are. Ready to implant your image as the first thing that they see and think about.

Start with this step, and we will continue with more refined actions in later lessons.