Who did that on the carpet?

While I hear that question every once and a long while (usally after a long day when the humans are gone), it seems that some humans in Austria are tired of uttering those words. They are proposing DNA Testing for dog poop.

Yes. They are proposing to take DNA (explained to me as little things that are in your body that mark you as who you are . . . kinda like the way pee smells) from all 50,000 dogs in the town and then testing any poop that is found.

The idea, methinks, lacks realism. While the proposed fine would include the cost of the DNA test, the humans won't put up with it. Better to just wipe it off your shoe and keep going.