April Fools

Ya know, I don't like it when my humans decide that they can do anything that they want. The other day, they brought home this little squeaky thing that kinda smells funny. I thought that it was food or a toy, but it is some new kinda animal. I haven't quite figured it out, but they sure pay a lot of attention to it.

I thought that this thing was an early April Fools-day joke, but no such luck. They bought it a bunch of fancy cages and toys and have totally ignored us; and even worse, locked us outside. Can you believe it? THEY locked US outside. Hmmpft.

I gotta say, that if they don't do their jobs and start taking us to the park again, my sister and I are going to start tearing up the place again.

[And I thought that The Cat was annoying.]